Thursday, September 4, 2008

Cheater, Cheater Pumpkin Eater

Okay, we all know that the esteemed Senator McCain cheated on his first spouse, with the woman became his second spouse, Cindy McCain. Why did he cheat on his first spouse? Well, while he was a POW (which he claims didn't mess him up AT ALL, yeah right), his ex-spouse was in a horrible car accident and was severely injured. She gained weight. When he came back and saw this new slightly swollen version of his spouse, he signed up for a new and younger version, before he was even separated. Then, within barely a month of his divorce being finalized, he was re-married. CLASSY. I want someone like that running the country.

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